Fascinating
The Jizz—er, Oozinator
This had to have started as a joke.
“Major pumping required.”
Here are some great stills, to show you how much fun it is:
And of course
I can’t.
one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened
Source: carry-on-my-wayward-butt
Yikes.
ICYMI: the perfect response to “What kind of Asian are you?”
Clark.
Look.
Oh hai
When I hear something I’m obsessed with mentioned in someone else’s conversation
So basically when anyone mentions television or the Internet. OMG YOU’VE BEEN ONLINE TOO?!
imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”
*puff puff*
“thanks little buddy”
“yo butterfly light my joint”
“thanks lil nigga”
Source: rlymax
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