The Jizz—er, Oozinator
This had to have started as a joke.
“Major pumping required.”
Here are some great stills, to show you how much fun it is:
And of course
one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened
ICYMI: the perfect response to “What kind of Asian are you?”
When I hear something I’m obsessed with mentioned in someone else’s conversation
So basically when anyone mentions television or the Internet. OMG YOU’VE BEEN ONLINE TOO?!